Rules

Read what ELIZA says. Some lines contain a — fill it in with the matching words from your previous reply. (You can type straight into the blanks, or pencil them in.)
Write your own reply on paper. Say anything you like.
Check your reply against the word list at the foot of the page, one group at a time, top to bottom. Within a group, take the matching word that comes earliest in your reply. Turn to the page for that entry.
If a page asks which description fits, pick the first one that does.

Before you look for words, rewrite these in your reply:

you're	→	you are
i'm	→	i am
dont	→	don't
cant	→	can't
wont	→	won't

When copying your words into a blank, swap the pronouns:

i	→	you
me	→	you
my	→	your
am	→	are
myself	→	yourself
you	→	I
your	→	my
yourself	→	myself
were	→	was

Nothing to say

ELIZA has nothing to say about that word this time. Cross it off the list, go back to the page where you were looking through the list, and carry on down from where you left off.

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